SUPER MARIO BROS and LOVE STREAMS Are Unstreamable
Not Love Streams.
It’s Unstreamable! Where Jas Keimig and Chase Burns recommend movies and TV shows you can’t watch on major streaming services in the United States. We post every Wednesday unless we’re tired or busy 😊
CHASE: Mama mia, the new Mario movie comes out in a few weeks, so hey, why not, let’s revisit the bad egg that came before it, Super Mario Bros (1993).
JAS: And this week, I wanted to dwell, once again, on whether or not love is a continuous stream…
CHASE: …pretty sure these movies have never been suggested together before.
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YEAST and FREAKED Are Unstreamable
Hardcore mumblecore
It’s Unstreamable! Where Jas Keimig and Chase Burns recommend movies and TV shows you can’t watch on major streaming services in the United States. We post every Wednesday unless we’re tired or busy 😊
CHASE: One of my fav parts of this project is learning about a movie I can’t seem to find anywhere—not streaming, not at Scarecrow, not on eBay. Mary Bronstein’s Yeast fits that category, and I’m loving the three Unstreamable readers who managed to get me copies after I asked for help finding it. Bless u all.
JAS: And this week, I did a deep dive into the gutter with Freaked, probably one of the most heinous (lovingly) films I’ve watched recently.
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SENNA and MARTHA BEHIND BARS are Unstreamable
Rest in peace, king.
It’s Unstreamable! Where Jas Keimig and Chase Burns recommend movies and TV shows you can’t watch on major streaming services in the United States. We post on Wednesdays 😊
JAS: I’m giving you hi-octane, car racing thrills this week to lull you out of your late winter malaise. (Also I think this is, like, the third car race unstreamable film I’ve written about in the past year… what’s going on…)
CHASE: Vroom vroom! And this is, like, the third total garbage movie I’ve written about in the past year… just kidding… I write about trash, like, every other week for this column. And this week is no different! Cue: Cybill Shepherd playing Martha Stewart in not one but two made-for-TV movies.
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OLDBOY and MAKING LOVE Are Unstreamable
This man will truly stop at nothing to take what is owed.
It’s Unstreamable! Where Jas Keimig and Chase Burns recommend movies and TV shows you can’t watch on major streaming services in the United States. We post on Wednesdays 😊
JAS: Feeling kinda fucked up this week so decided to (re)watch a fucked up movie.
CHASE: And I snagged a copy of a sappy but important ‘80s gay melodrama at Scarecrow last weekend—for a buck!—so that’s what I’m on this week.
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AIRHEADS and BIJOU Are Unstreamable
This would absolutely work on me.
It’s Unstreamable! Where Jas Keimig and Chase Burns recommend movies and TV shows you can’t watch on major streaming services in the United States. We post on Wednesdays 😊
JAS: All these Valentine’s vibes got me in the mood for Airheads, a movie I’m watching purely because I think all the actors are hot, lol.
CHASE: I’ll continue this SEXY theme by highlighting Bijou, a masterpiece in pornographer Wakefield Poole’s filmography. And on the subject of masterpieces: the leading man’s penis in this movie… It is—I—uh—wow!
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